Queen Elizabeth, Bill Clinton and Parvez Mushraff died and went to hell.
All three were seen waiting in a telephone parlour.
The devil first asked Queen Elizabeth to make a call.
She spoke to all her children and relatives for about
15 minutes. Devil charged her $ 5000.
The devil next called Bill Clinton to make a call.
He spoke to Chilsea, Hillary and Monica for about 30
minutes. Devil charged him! $ 10000.
Parvez Mushraff was next to speak to his family,
friends, politicians,
generals and many other sundry people in Pakistan.
He spoke for about two hours on the telephone. Devil
charged him only $2.
Mushraff was happy but could not believe his ears
that he was being charged
only $ 2 for two hours talking.
Queen Elizabeth and Bill Clinton could not stomach
this disparity in rates
so they asked the devil for an explanation.
The devil replied, "Well, you see, if you make a call
from one hell to another hell, it's a local call."
